News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
These are not chips.
They are crisps.
These are chips.
That is all.
we don’t care
#DON’T TELL ME WHAT MY FOOD IS
THIS IS A VEGETABLE
BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA
These are chips
and these are chips too
That is all.
who the fuck cares about chips and fries and vegetables when you can have bagged milk
you win this round, canada.
Dying.
Dead.
OMFG
I’m dying.
(Source: onelifelefttolivetoforgive)
i’m so upset i have to choose between being asleep and being on the computer sometimes
(Source: feferi)
i know that this an old thing but…
THE HUNGER GAMES - directed by Tim Burton.
Inspired by this quote.
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
(Source: funeralfrost)
So cool
My brother came across one of my pictures of England…
All he had to say was ” That girl is hot.”
*head desk*
the best part of you and me is me
(Source: crazyplatelady)
